He has a curved sword. Curved. Sword.
@MetalHeadTony, hey thats my line
@MetalHeadTony, it's a Falchion. Diablo 1 taught me that.
"we're here in the scene with the only witness to this reported incident. Sir, what did you witness as you were in the convince store when this sword fight broke out?"
"I saw that there are now blue Skittles. When did that happen?!?"
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, wait there are blue skittles
Now this is an Avengers level threat!
As a HEMA practitioner, this is the scenario I dream about regularly.
If there was anybody else there...I'd be like "hey bro.... I've got twenty on the shopkeeper"