you can’t put a voice crack on a sandwich
The first time I found out about masturbation my cousin told me that you’re supposed to flick it til something happens. So that’s what I did for a while.
I’m just glad to learn I wasn’t the only one. I thought something was seriously wrong with me for a long time. When I was 10, the neighborhood kid persuaded me to cut elementary school to go over to his house. He was 14 at the time. Anyway, long story short, he “demonstrated” to me on how to do the deed. It was weird; I asked him why does he do it. He just said that he likes the feeling. Didn’t think much of it at the time. Tried it on my my own but it was really awkward. My pecker at the time was tiny. After I experimented with things I figured out how to use it. I couldn’t cum or anything like that, but there was that feeling (it kinda half worked; there was only that sensation on my right testicle).
Ever since that moment I couldn’t stop fidgeting with the goddamned thing. I’d play with myself everywhere I went. For a while I thought something was wrong with me but it’s just something we all probably go through one way or another.
Me five minutes ago
Missed the part for girls. "ESPECIALLY MY PARENTS"