Did anyone else read the cat in an English accent that sounded kind of evil?
DISCLAIMER: Must read cat's diary it in Stewie's voice for full affect.
Then why does my cat come back when he is let out?
@PsychoB3ast, your cat probably comes back to you every-time for the free food, shelter, and entertainment.
I read it and suggest everyone else does.
5* for "he is obviously retarded" ahahahah.
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
Yay! They uploaded my stuff :) well, reddit's stuff... But, I gave it to stuck pixel.
Ive used this as a monologue before for an audition.
I can't read that.
Like this if you read the whole thing
eh I'll read maybe later.
Eh too many words. Not reading it
Big cat week on NatGeo! :)
Today is my birthday
I read the cat one in a Stewie from family guys like voice
These pics have been posted together and separately at least twice. It's not a bad pic but c'mon
Two reposts in one pic? And you have nothing new to add? Wow
1:45 didn't read this
Not trying to get thumbs but like if your family owns a dog.
@ilikegrapezz, if you're not looking for thumbs then why even comment?
@ilikegrapezz, if you're not trying to get thumbs up then why ask to get thumbed up???
@ilikegrapezz, translation: I'm not trying to get thumbs, but give me thumbs.
I like how everybody flocks when people make a mistake, lol.
@ilikegrapezz, like "we are anonymous" said to me.. Your just thumbwhoring
@ilikegrapezz, I f'n hate thumbwhores.
@AshinKusher, to enrich peoples lives with witty remarks though what ilikegrapezz is doing is the bs you see on facebook
@PuckmeisterPuck, It wasn't a mistake
@BrownMan, no it was just stupid
@ilikegrapezz, I love twitter when Ricky Gervais said 'why would anyone bother to retweet this' and he glikelier 2000 RTs and I'm like noooooo what are you doing? It's a trap!!
@Pendragon13, I love your name
@ilikegrapezz, like if your family owns a dog?? What kind of dumb ass reason is that? What if we dont like we get butt f*cked by satan?
The cat one could be a whole book
Who else wants this, cat's journal that is, to be a thing?
*looks at cat diary* aint nobody got time fo dat!!
To long didn't read
Hires to the rescue
Ain't nobody got time for that
Where's the birds diary?
Too small to read on iPhone... ill read it laget on Ipad...
Not gonna lie, was to lazy to read cat paper
Cats leave food for owners as they would for a child, they are trying to say "you are so slow and incapable that I have to feed you" so it's really rude..
*looks at pic- ain't nobody got time for that
Lol I lost it at the assassination part.
The cats diary was probalbly longer than the terms and conditions. They really are going to take over the world...
Got this in an email once, best thing ever.
This reminds me of that one time I wuz locked up in a communist prison, ah good times good times...
Hey guys, the app Diary of a cat is where the entry on the right came from. I love it!
Dog at 10:00 got nuts chopped off my vet, seen better days