When a woman puts the keys in the ignition*
@VibratingButtChomper, my live-in wife breaks all kinds of stereotypes. Asian, fantastic driver, no tickets ever but if you want to get someplace in a hurry she’s the one you want. Plus she’s got a huge rack.
@VibratingButtChomper, when an Asian baby is forming in the womb.
Don’t drive like an ass and you don’t have anything to worry about
@Webbed Foot, It's hard not to when the car in front is driving erratic and makes me spill my beer on my lap.
Speed up and break some minor traffic rules like you got nothing to hide...
@A Blunt Object, my mom was a cop she HATED when people suddenly started driving like they're 80 just because she got behind them