Poor dog can’t fvck for the rest of his life.
@Berntley, have you never seen van helsing? He'll do just fine
I wouldn’t go near a priest, but I sure as hell would confess my sins to that friar
Considering most monasteries brew their own beer, and this one now has a dog, I might have just found my life’s calling
They named him Friar Mustache (I don’t remember the Spanish).