It’s a sliding glass door, can’t you just lift it off the track?
@Natural Sarcasm , you were that kid who reminded the teacher of homework weren’t you?
@Natural Sarcasm , They couldn’t from the outside. If I recall, they had to have a technician go in the attic, drill a hole in the ceiling, and drop a wire down to hook the umbrella.
@RollingInD1ck, nope that would mean I actually took the time to research what happened. You’re looking for the commenter below you
@Berntley, or they could have just kept pushing till the umbrella broke the things aren’t durable nor expensive
@eleven, You know these techy ass dudes have got some kind of special, unbreakable titanium core umbrella or something.
@Berntley, then push even harder
@eleven, You seem to think they wouldn’t have considered trying.
@Natural Sarcasm , usually there is a lock or screw somewhere to prevent the door from randomly popping up.
You're just going to have to buy a whole new office
You should see if your manhood and the sliding door is stronger then a $5 umbrella.
Just breaking the glass.
@pyrocrypto, tempered glass explodes into thousands of tiny pieces. not a good idea in there lol.
Tape it then break it to prevent shatters
@Scrabby, it may explode, but it doesnt blow sideways, it more just waterfalls down if you get what i mean( think snow falling off a roof)
@leanord Church, not enough to hurt you, no but it goes all over the damn place and nobody wants to clean that.
@Murderin Mike, i have extra sliding glass doors im trashing and im tempted to test this lol.
I have what they call a master key “racks shotgun”
Use a magnet, go through the ceiling, disassemble the door (the right part that doesn’t slide is closest to the outside and can be removed by removing screws and rubber insulation). Alternatively if this isn’t ground floor you could enter or at least move the umbrella from the room below it. The gap between the glass doors may also be probed with a thin wire too in order to move the umbrella
Have you tried kicking it?
Just get a wire hanger
White people problems
@dj evolve fan club, because only white people work in offices.
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