I can hear the sound of mom’s last nerve snapping.
@Rapunzel, I can hear the sound of hot glass shattering and flying everywhere
@FunnyBecauseFWord, Yes, that too 😆
@Rapunzel, I hear the sound of dads clapping
@sumgeeza, With dad jokes on that level he’s high quality dad material.
Teach you kids how to cook before they leave the house. They're too dangerous otherwise. .
Put the rice in your mouth, when the water boils just pour it down your gullet and done bone appetit
Put the uncooked rice in your mouth and hopefully choke to death on it
Get a rice cooker, and I swear if you put butter on your steamed white rice I will punch you in the nads.
My kid would do that, and not as a joke.
Step 1: deploy atomic bomb over japan.
In the trash.
Ok first off mama thats not even how you cook rice. You dont pre-boil the water. And your son is either a troll or even dumber than you and for your sake i hope its the former