I'm a straight male, but if Chris Pratt said he wanted to put his dingle up my poop chute, I would let him.
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, give me a bottle of tequila and I am there
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, that makes you not a straight male. Please turn in your straight man card.
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, crisp rat
Chris Pratt 💦💦💦
"You're gonna have to be rough with me, Daddy."
"Blue, please stop."
Chris Pratt is my least favorite type of famous Chris's
Real talk he was hotter back on Parks and Rec when he was chubbier