I like the way her kid was choking and she didn’t bother to get off the phone
@Tyko, I believe the idea is that she is contacting emergency services.
@Ewok612, that does make some sense but still if a kid was choking what are the odds a paramedic could be there before the kid suffocates
@Tyko, slim to none
@Tyko, they can talk you through what to do as well
@big freedom, “ok so what you want to do once you get off the phone with me is to call your local mortuary and church, synagogue or Mosque if you are religious and prepare funeral arrangements”
@Tyko, surprisingly high. Not only can they give her instructions as big freedom said, but choking on something like that can be a very extended process because they still get some air. Also resuscitation is a thing.
@Tyko, she’s on the phone with his potential new daddy so she’s gotta keep it casual.
@Tyko, usually there is some air getting through so depending on where you live it is decently possible. A lot of times they can also tell you to put it on speaker and walk you through the steps of cpr or putting pressure on would or whatever
@Ewok612, but her face totally seams she is talking to Karen about the manager at Target
@Limerickrolled, “hold on this fvcking dipshlt son of mine swallowed a whistle”
@Tyko, cuz she was like, bet, I got this
That’s kinda cool! After you’re done chocking it goes back to a fleshlight
@Diabolik, mommy can I have juice? Bad taste in my mouth after that.
Kind of a weird thing to do with a fleshlight
reversed is horrifying
If the kid is a big enough of an idiot to choke on a whistle maybe he should die
@The Unknowns, just wow
Is anyone else thinking that this would be hilarious to listen to? “Hold on Karen, my stupid kid is dying”, *cough* *whistle*, *gag* *whistle*. *SCHLOOORP* “Ok I’m back Karen; 3rd time this week this idiot choked, good thing I had this penis extender nearby for my needle-dick husband”
Is this a real thing?
Pocket pussy ?
The Rams should have used this back in February
That's a huge vape pen.
That is some bull!!!
@Nitro73, No, that is an anti-choking device for children
@SimonPetrikov, no, this is Patrick
WASH IT BEFORE YOU PUT IT AWAY
I put a tic tac up my nose once...it was orange flavored, my favorite. Anyways, as I ran into the bathroom to show my mom, I tripped towards the toilet and fell face first into it. I swallowed my tooth, an orange flavored tic tac and my pride. I was 42 yrs old and woke up with a headache the next day.
How often does your kid choke that you both need this and are that calm while using it?
@I Are Lebo, At first I was like. This could be handy for people who live alone. Then I realized if you are home alone and choking. Odds are you wouldnt be calm enough to use it.
@I Are Lebo, if your kid is a moron, you might need it often.
i thought part of the function of the device is to get a random letter come off your head
I would fvck it