It washes away the natural lubricant.
@RMB, wow no wonder it feels different
Yes I have done this before
@RMB, that’s why you lube your junk with Texas Crude like a red blooded American
@A Deformed Penis, do you use 'West Texas International" or "West Texas Light"?
@Tsaltydog, I never need it. Ladies flood like the Nile at the mere thought of my sexual aura.
@A Deformed Penis, Lube Your Tube with Texas Crude!!
Water isn’t slippery
@ImNotRacistBut, and not everything is slippery when wet.
Except Jack Bauer's wife.
@OopsIEsploded, Incredible joke Mr. Dickrat.
@I was never here, thanks tiddy middy! (I'm honestly amazed it let you write dickrat)
@OopsIEsploded, Yeah I can't believe it either. Perhaps we are allowed to curse now?
Wet (adj.) 'wet'
1: consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)
Sorry thots, dictionary definition of wet is still the dictionary definition of wet. Last I checked, water consists of, at least in part, liquid water.
*prepares to be hit by all the 13 year old kids saying "but lava is liquid and it's not wet!"*
@OopsIEsploded, lava is a plasma, not a liquid.
@I Are Lebo, wut?
@Poser Pete, wut wut in the butt
Or maybe it proves that you weren't wet enough.
Is ice wet?
When you look up the thot's profile and she lives nearby
Somebody give me that mischeavious face please
Shower sex should leave you feeling dirtier than when you got in the shower.
Water =/= lubricant
I read somewhere that it's best to use silicone based lubricant when partaking intercourse in a shower.
@Proactive Citizenry , speaking from experience, yes. Very true. Silicone based lubes take some gentle soap at least to get off entirely. Meanwhile, spit, other natural lubricants, and water based lube just wash the heck away.
EDIT: also from experience, make sure to clean your shower out after. Not because sex is dirty, but because the silicone based lube will stick around on the floor in a thin coat that could literally kill you. Or sprain your ankle. Whichever.