Then quit drinking so much coffee
@Professor Doorknob, you shut your dirty whore mouth when you talk to me
@Professor Doorknob, stop telling me how to improve my life!
@Professor Doorknob, dead serious, my entire life, caffeine has always made me sleepy. (I think it's an ADHD brain chemistry thing, similar to how LITERAL AMPHETAMINES calm down the brains of ADHD kids) But as I get older, I've noticed it now does two things to me. 1: makes me want to take a nap and/or lie down and go to bed. 2: be completely unable to fall asleep for at least 8 hours after I consume it. So I'm just tired and absolutely unable to do anything about it.
(Needless to say I'm trying to remove caffeine from my diet. Why does everything caffeinated—coffee excluded—have to taste so delicious??)
@Professor Doorknob, he's right ya know
This is why I work nights
@The Xenocide, same