Oh good. I wasn’t quite sure how to make things worse. Thanks!
@ThatAnnoyingStoner, you can always stick a sewing needle under your toenail and kick a wall as hard as possible
@The Landshark , why are you the way that you are
@Dubzebub, after years of experimentation, the CIA made me: a shark horse hybrid. I'm a monster. An abomination. Every second of my life is dread and suffering. So basically, I'm your average millennial
@ThatAnnoyingStoner, have you tried whining about it?
@The Landshark , holy shjt that’s creative
@The Landshark , Jesus wept, mate why do you put this in my head?
@The Landshark , this comment made me gag just reading it. Have an upvote.
@The Landshark , I got one better. Put a nail through a lego and rest it against a table corner and proceed to kick said lego with your pinky toe as hard as humanly possible.
@LaDarkProphet, consider me aroused
Rubbing alcohol is best
Salt is also a good option
How could there possibly be 41 secrets about garlic