Yeah that's weird. I totally dig pronunciation. Something's wrong with her.
@Dusi Deuce, and for everyone that doesn't get this, basically he thinks that this girl will fall in love with him because he pronounced everything correctly. It is hard for him to articulate things correctly, especially because he was talking to a girl.
@Mack L Moore, plus the whole "die" instead of "dive"
@Mack L Moore, I thought it was because drink is close to dick
*waits for someone to explain*
@ILOVENASTIA, can't help ya.
@ILOVENASTIA, It just generally sounds disgusting, easier to spot if you have a sick mind.
@ILOVENASTIA, 36 sounds kinda like dirty sex but honestly idk
@ILOVENASTIA, I think it might be from Demetri Martin's book?
@ILOVENASTIA, maybe it's from a kids POV?
@ILOVENASTIA, basically he thinks that she'll fall in love with him because he pronounced everything correctly
@ILOVENASTIA, I think the issue is that he said DIE not DIVE. 5th line 3rd to last word
@Sokka, Napoleon dynamite trying to pick up a chick
The Joke: He didn't pronounce things right. "36 ounce" sounded like "36 inch". "Fountain Drink" sounded like "f*ckin' d*ck."
Twilight was better.
@Said By Nobody Ever, you almost got me
Still a better love story than-no, no, let me be creative...uhm...well, it WAS a love story. he was probably at a Kum & Go.
Still a better love story than... Ah, I'm not going to bother
Ok professor google says, this is just meant to be taken as is. There's nothing to get out of it. It's just a reposted picture on the Internet because its unusual
It's all in the grammar. "You do me good"= turn off "You do me so well" = I'm already climaxing
Cool story bro
Still a better love story than.. NO!
Taking a picture of a book and posting it? How lazy do u get?
Still a better love story than Twilight
I believe he is using the word "pronounce" to mean that it is hard for him to declare things. Reading with that definition in mind, the picture can be interpreted in an entirely different way.
Still a better love story
What did I just read
I dont get it?!?!? What does ot mean?!?!?
I dont get it
Still a better love story then Twilight.
Still a better love story then 50 shades of gray.................gotta change it up
He pronounced the word 'Die' instead of 'Dive'.. For all the 'idgi'diots.
@ShayWasntHere, still makes no sense
... Waits for someone to explain...
Still a better love story then Twilight
What the actual f*ck
I thought it was gonna be the tune to hey there deliah, but when I sang it I just sounded stupid
I may be off but, I think he was paying to much attention to his pronunciation instead of what he was saying.
I thought it was gonna be the tune to hey there deliah bit when I sang it, I just sounded dumb
Best. Love story. Ever.
What if he pronounced "drink " as dick?
I guess he meant to say "we could dive in" instead of "die in"
Not funny to me
Yea fur rail
There's probably not really anything to get. I think it's just an odd story and that's why someone posted it. People think too deeply into things sometimes.
He keeps saying d!(k instead of drink...... You have to say it aloud.
He keeps saying d!(£
Still a better love story than twilight
Kind of random, but here's a funny story. Last week, I was over at a friend's house, and his mom came home with a roomba. She set it up, and my friend's kitten freaked out. Every time I came over, the kitten was cowering in the corner. He was afraid of that roomba until we took some paper, made a crown, put it on the kitten, and sat him on the roomba until the cat realized it wasn't so bad. He now rides the roomba around the house. Thanks for reading.
@Tungsten, fake and gay
DAY 3: still waits for an explanation
*waits for "better than twilight" comments
That line would totally work on me!
*single tear* that poor, poor man.
Cool story bro
Dafuq did I just read