Why would burgers choke him?
@BigJohnson86, the better question is why are you eating burgers that have hands?
@A Blunt Object, because sometimes I get a rumble in my tummy that only hands could satisfy
@BigJohnson86, lol that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read five guys!
That smug son of a bitch is a real piece of garbage. He’s a proud member of antifa.
@I Are Lebo, I have absolutely no idea who he is, but just looking at him that would’ve been my guess.
This is clear evidence of the existence of reptileans. Be Ware my brothers, soon they will over take us.
Everything Fox News says is a lie
@benderama, their opinion hosts are less than honest, but to categorically criticize everyone there as a liar is no different than the President saying fake news about everything that makes him look bad...
@A Blunt Object, everything the president says is a lie
@benderama, I don’t think he lies about how much fast food he eats, but as for everything else you may have a point...
Tuck Cucker Farlson
"Your clones are waiting for you, Obi-Wan Kenobi."
No, no, it's CLOWNS on the left of me, JOKERS on the right,
🎶here I am, stuck in the middle with you🎶
Which works surprisingly well with the Joker controversy
"Bitten by a radioactive giraffe..."
*hushed voice* it’s giraffe man...!!
This the guy that escaped from Area 51
Giraffes are cool
"Hi Tucker im Todd. Hi Todd im Tucker" - George Carlin. I believe this is exactly the type of guy he imagined when he wrote that.
He looks exceedingly smug
Behold the power of Soy!
But their hands would be too greasy and he’d slip away.