I'll take a number 5. See you at my cremation!
Can I hire him for a marriage?
I'll take option 1 and 4 please
Isn't hiring mourners a thing in China?
It's pretty funny. Can't imagine anyone putting a funeral on would pay someone to do this though. Unless no one liked the deceased I guess.
It’s a deal, I’ll pay you the day after the funeral.
Lucrative business service
*prepays him $1000 to jump in my grave in the future*