You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
Have you ever met anyone who said Halloween was their favorite holiday but, curiously, did not fvck everything that moved?
Source: 2 friends who claim that Halloween is their favorite and also can't keep it in their pants.
@Iswearimfunny, hey as a slut who loves halloween i feel dont think you should disrespect my community like that
@Iswearimfunny, Like, everyone I know. Most of the people I know love halloween and have relatively healthy, if not modest sex/love lives, not that it would really even be my business if they did dabble a bit in promiscuity. I guess I just don’t see the point in what you’re trying to say.
@Berntley, the key word here is FAVORITE holiday. It's ok to like Halloween, it's ok to love it too. But to place it above Christmas, Thanksgiving, or any other holiday that you could get a day off from work is strange to me.
My hypothesis (and it's still being tested) is that people who say "It's my favorite holiday" are actually saying "I love putting on sexy costumes, getting wasted and fvcking strangers" .
@Iswearimfunny, I really want to just hit you with an aggressive reply, but I know that’s counterproductive. Personally, there’s a lot of reasons Halloween could be seen as a favorite holiday, it kicks off both fall AND the holiday season at large, and as festivities go, it does so with a bang. It allows you to dress up and show your creative side. It’s candy and friends and community, and yeah, the occasional drunken night. I know a lot of people who can’t get enough of halloween, and I know precisely zero people who use it as an excuse to fvck strangers, again, not that anybody needs one. You’re conflating personal taste and moral judgement in an unfair way, and I have to wonder where that’s coming from.
If that’s how you want to play it then get Santa off the fvcking shelves!
Spookytime is an all year event!
Hey, if we've got to tolerate your Christmas bullshjt starting in EARLY SEPTEMBER, then dammit, we're dedicating the entire month of October to Halloween!