My son decided to take home the kids cup at Chili’s the other day, so I told him that the employees called the cops and it really messed him up.
@VibratingButtChomper, that’s quality parenting there
@VibratingButtChomper, When I was a kid, I picked a flower for my mom and she said that it was a blue bonnet (it wasn't) and she was going to have to call the cops to arrest me. I started crying and she had to console me
Once I said it to a little girl I was looking for,she screamed for an hour... I'm the worst baby sitter in the world...
As a dad this is something I can't resist saying