I too get these cuz all the sex I’m having
@BigJohnson86, ah i see i am not alone. I too have the sex all the time.
@BigJohnson86, oh you must be one dirty boy!
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeah. What I really need is some shower thots for good clean fun.
@BigJohnson86, you need bleach on your genitals stat
@BigJohnson86, ah yes. Same. I've never even worn a condom. Super dangerous after all the sex I've had with a lot of woman
well don't be a whore lol.
@Scrabby, beat me to it!
"Welp, bad news, I might have an STD. Good news, my dog can use a cell phone!"
Fake. How was the picture taken? His phone is on the table. This proves the Earth is flat.
Finding out that your dad has AIDS is a pretty good reason to drink though
I would never drink. I might as well go home at that point. Or make me the designated driver.
This is a thing now? I had no idea!