I have a shirt that says “if at first you don’t succeed you probably suck” which was a gift from my grandmother...so there’s that
@LorienNine, Remember the road to success is filled with potholes, and that conveyor belts lead to the slaughter :)
Love your grandma though for that sense of humor XD
"What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?"
What about base jumping? Or bungee jumping?
Or maybe your "skydiving adventure" was really just a long drawn out suicide...