It's a camel spider
@Shmay Fish, looks like it.
@Shmay Fish, indeed it is, which in fact is neither a spider nor a scorpion but rather a psuedoscorpion
@aminalFacks, It's a fvcking abomination.
@SimonPetrikov, fvckers are hard to kill
Why does it look like French fries for some reason?
@WelI Obviously, cuz u fat
@Hamilton Porter, I can't believe you've done this.
@WelI Obviously, forbidden fries
I don’t appreciate pics like this when I’m pooping
You mean a scorpion
@Bean the Dynamite, nah, it's a spider. It's called the Solifugae but is more affectionately known as the Camel Spider, and there bigger ones that come out to a little smaller than the size of a grown man's forearm called Giant Camel Spiders(though those are usually restricted to middle-eastern countries), and they're cannibals that can run up to 10mph(but not deadly to humans), it's pretty freaking brutal to see.
@Jaune Arc, unless a marine finds on in his boot and wakes the whole base up by unloading his entire mag from his m16 into it, and then finds out it was two of them mating.
@Jaune Arc, it's not a spider or scorpion actually hahaha. It's a solifugae, which is in the the class of Arachnida. There are thousands of species and most look similar. They're related to both scorpions and spiders, but are technically neither. I can find them every night at my house outside.
@Jaune Arc, so you are telling me the horrors of Australia found a way off the island and reproduced with native creatures of the mainland thus creating abominations conjured from the darkest depths of my nightmares?
@Jaune Arc, not deadly to humans irrelevant kill them all
Looks a lot like the sun spider I found once in my bathroom when I was a kid (northern California)
Everytime I see this stupid pic, I think "man that's a nice rack! Wait, is that a booty?" And then it's a stupid spider. What am I supposed to do!?
We would capture them in water bottles when I got deployed to Iraq, you can hear them scream if it’s big enough.