Sometimes, people say I look and sing like Ed Sheeran, but that motherfvcker just wished he can sing as good and have my looks
@The Last Roman, ro the Roman empire died out centuries ago. You gotta be ancient. That worm from spongebob looks younger/better than you.
@daily joke, nah man, I got immortality the night Troy fell for heroic actions defending the city, I havent aged since
@The Last Roman, you do have some chiseled muscles.
To be fair, it took Ed a bit longer to be more sexier than Taylor.