Is this some sort of couple joke I'm too single to understand?
@Deth, I'm married and I don't understand it.
@Deth, @Alpha Warrior, it seems to me the significant other wishes to destroy the procurer of this “tool” to claim the power for themself.
There is no other logical explanation.
Is this sone sort of straight joke that I'm too gay to understand?
@Fa7karious, I'm straight and I don't understand it.
Is this the sort of joke I understand because of classical tropes being combined with a pop culture reference?
Me and gun parts
Pretty sure it means a literal power tool that the guy is excited to get
@Awc123awc, thank you. Everyone else is confused cuz the term "tool" has so many other meanings now, but this literally means a tool used to repair or build an item
I already work for Home Depot, and they are putting in a Harbor Freight right next door to my store. Apparently the powers that be didn't think my garage is already full of tools that I bought and used one time.
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Is this some car joke I’m to bicycle to understand?