*don't be too forward
Don't be too forward
Don't be too forward*
"So uh, when do we smash?"
"Name the time and the place"
@SimonPetrikov, that would literally be my reaction
This happens to people??
@jdopps13, yeah all the time tbh
When you’re jokingly flirting with your mate and he plays along for just a bit too long.
Pull your dick out
@theduuuude, if she gets noticeably uneasy, it'll lead to a long conversation about the plight of a gorilla and how we're all living in circumstances directly related to his demise.
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, my grand kids: tell us again how the world ended
Me: * takes long drag of cigarette* you see it all started with this fųcking gorilla...
Lick her butt hole!
Keep it going! Then once you ultimately go too far with an awkward flirt and can't save yourself just close yourself off and never talk to them again!
Yeah I have female friends... You believe me right?
Oversharing time! So I was friends with a girl in my gaming discord for about 2 years and yesterday I finally got the nerve to ask her out. If you're gonna ask out a friend, do it when you've been single for a while, so you've got a clear head and aren't jaded as much.