Just keep them on a steady sausage diet, and they're easier to handle.
@ThePandaPool , but what if they're vegan?
@theshadosnipe, then dump them. You dont need that kind of negativity in your life
@ThePandaPool , but what if the vegan sex is Really good and your member is the only animal product she'll eat?
Asking for a friend.... A friend that wants to know soon.
@mas2de, sorry to be the one to tell you, but this falls into the dont stick your dick in crazy category...
@ThePandaPool , hrmmm. I need to check the chart here. Might be near unicorn territory. Can't be a unicorn because, you know, vegan.
@mas2de, god I hope this comment gets the attention it deserves.
Or when they break your heart..
I find this to be the opposite of a problem...
Is that mashed potatoes and buffalo sauce on that pizza?
@BRAZZERS, don't worry about it