Mendoza 2020: Fvck you Shorsey!
@Health Potion, Fvck you Reilly, I made your mum so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed!
@Fallen Ark, FVCK YOU SHORSEY!
@Im Bo Yo, Fvck you Jonesy your mom ugly cried last night because she left the lens cap on the camera. It was disgraceful.
@Health Potion, tug your balls you titfvcker
@Health Potion, Fúck you Jonsey, I made your mom squirt so hard she bucked me off the bed.
@Health Potion, Brit 2020: [picture of Lenin doing finger guns]
Trump 2020: Idk I’d bang her
@Donald Trump, it’s sort of sad to think that this could be a real possibility. But it also makes it 10x funnier
@Donald Trump, Claude 2020: It's okay
Church of Kizuna Ai 2020: Thigh Lives Matter
@Church of Kizuna Ai, To whom did you send that?
@The Flame War, yes
@Church of Kizuna Ai, Agreed.
Loveall 2020: and on top of that, I may have to get a third job...
Martin 2020: Oh my fault, I thought you guys knew.
Stogsdill 2020: Ahahahaaa damn hungarians
I dont think I'm gonna get the nomination 😪
Holak 2020: Tentatively, I don't believe there is anything I can do at this time. I sent out emails for more information. Depending on the response, I may need to get back to work.
Gonzalez 2020: What do you want? A cookie?
Cooper 2020 my son caught me wanking
Deaux 2020: Hjonk am goose
Hernández 2020: Stop being an asshole
Houpt 2020: Maybe this will cheer everyone up a little.
@Man with a Cat, well, you do have a cat. Have an upvote and my vote
@PunnyBaker, thanks! The cat will be making most of the decisions in the White House.
Tickle 2020: you working tomorrow?
@SirTickleTots, we are all working tomorrow... for the rest of our lives.
Pena 2020: K.
Brock 2020: I looked up how much they cost.. and I retract my earlier statement.
cat 2020: where are we hiding the body?
Johnson 2020: Hard to listen to for long periods of time.
K1l 2020: Want some mac and cheese?
Nova 2020: The world is coming to an end.
Dick Johnson 2020: don't forget the labelling machine
Rainbows 2020 - how was your massage?
Tim 2020 : do we still have that left over taco meat in the fridge
Geers 2020: yes
Ahole 2020 going to the store at lunch to buy lube. Need anything?
Well, they've got my vote.
Hunter 2020: I'm so sorry
Shawn 2020: 👌
Ojeda 2020: all sexy like
Heracles 2020: Is this all we're doing?
Hill 2020: you should fear me, bjtch
Cremeen 2020: Clearly I’m lost then
Seelenverkaufer 2020: I can always rub one out.
Relax 2020: ok
ima stalk all yall now
Cloverleaf 2020: Oh it was, and I still got a half pound of ground beef to try again with.
Bane 2020: Of Course! Everyone hates the DMV and shouldn’t have to waste their Thursday there
Aznedumacation 2020: Its pay to win though
FakeFurball 2020: Kek
FBI 2020: Ok
Carlton 2020: well then I'll move it, it's not a big deal
Gabe 2020 send nudes
Alan 2020: “I’m getting chick fil a”
@ThatOneShortGuy, I'd vote for you
Rodgers 2020: CALL
For clarity, there's a contest going on in my area where you have to text in a keyword and that was the last keyword
TheMathemagician 2020: Food
Compton 2020: Sweet!
Jotaro 2020: FVCK
Me 2020: He lives in Seattle... of course, I was just plotting how to get 7.5M from Jeff Bezos.
Sigg 2020: Touche
Lewis 2020: SUPER WORKMAN
Josh 2020, You sound like my dad throughout my childhood.
Recht 2020: He “got off”
Belle 2020: Just ran over another toad 😑
Dweller2020 The Power of Boners protects them wherever they go.
Clark 2020: Maybe you should think of non-volunteer work then?
Hunter 2020: You just gotta do it until it works
England 2020: Got it. I’ll turn this around now.
Diskum 2020 well dont get mad at me when you find the bottle empty
Jiraiya 2020: You ever just walked up to a thermonuclear bomb?
Jonathan 2020: ok
Miranda 2020: yea that's fine
Stochastic 2020: unsubscribe
Herr 2020- meh kk
Punny 2020: lol
Brzoska 2020: Of course she is
Ambrose 2020: I’m in the usual spot
Big freedom 2020: 👍🏽 thanks
Krause 2020: Sure
Jensen 2020: I’m up
Not a single reference to that shwifty Rick and Morty reference