I prefer the Waffle House Index
I’d tip her over and flip her lid open followed by some heavy precipitation
@JacketOff, you gonna piss on her, my dude?
@Vanilla Ranger, nah, he’s sweating cause he didn’t think he’d get this far and isn’t sure what to do next.
Too be faaaaaaiiiir. I'm so lazy that "in my neighbor's yard" is the same as I lost my trash can
That damn tornado sent my trash can seven football fields away
Where's the "Flying to the moon" level?
I prefer km/h tbh. But that's just me... and about 7 billion others too