Like this ever happens
@megamanx181x, long term relationships bruh.
@megamanx181x, my girl when I’m trying to play some GTA... but I will abandon a heist half way thru! Doesn’t matter, got laid
@megamanx181x, i’d jump on her and do some combos of my own
@Z0IDBERG, ho ho ho I see where this is going
@BlazingBowman, I feel this comment so hard
@megamanx181x, I've been ridden while playing Zelda dude, long term relationships are cool
@Z0IDBERG, Hey man, that's domestic abuse, I'm calling the police.
@Z0IDBERG, let her play with your joystick while you mash her buttons
@megamanx181x, actually in Japan this is apparently an issue. Guys prefer to play games and have fake girlfriends leaving the women lonely. On another note they also have a severe shortage of men for their porn industry. Can't remember the figure but something like 1 man to 100 women.
Sauce is "Game on, B*tch!" By Itsutsuse
@Church of Kizuna Ai, Is it a comedy manga, or is it what we all hope it is?
@Jaune Arc, it is what you think it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sex is temporary, glory is eternal!
Smash Bros before Smash Hos
But that's the best combo move?
@Dephenistrator, nah, I normally get 2 hits in and then my combo has finished.
Let's be honest. Big tiddie anime girl propositions me, I'd drop the controller. Not even pause
Man got his priorities straight.