I disappointed mine so bad he left before i was born
@acrippleboy, you think that's bad? Neither of my parents showed up for my birth
@Kangaroo Jacked, were you also raised by ocelots?
@Kangaroo Jacked, You sound like the kind of guy who gets into fights with a platypus
@acrippleboy, guess he was psychic
Wait. I'm ok with someone dancing on my tent pole. Shhwiing! Wayne's World -Wayne's World!
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I was raised by kangaroos which is weird because I'm in texas