Imagine explaining this to your insurance company
@The Lifeguard, I wouldn't even try, I'd just pay for it and move on.
@The Lifeguard, a cow fell on my windshield
@The Lifeguard, in Florida you don’t need to explain yourself. You call safelite or another company and they’ll come replace it.
@The Lifeguard, I'd honestly have to lie in that situation, like I'd say that some kid tossed a brick at my windshield or something, no way I'd be able to say I broke it with my ass or some girls ass(not that I'd be dumb enough to have either happen)
@The Lifeguard, or to your wife!
@RiffRaff, 'We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two'
@RiffRaff, yup, 1 a year. Basturds tried to fix mine one time. Word to the wise, if its a chip, let that chick twerk on your hood.
@The Lifeguard, shouldn’t they be worried about the dented bonnet too?
@Azyoulikeit, Sounds like most of my past relationships.
@The Lifeguard, I’m sorry sir, your policy doesn’t cover THOTs.
@The Lifeguard, hell, I’d just send them the video
Well, she certainly threw that ass back
*’We Will Rock You’ quietly plays in my head*
@GSpotSandwhiches, WHUMP WHUMP *CRACK*
@GSpotSandwhiches, my head too, or do we have same head....
When the booty too thiccc
I don't understand what leads people to do this
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Since it looks like the driver drove forward.... I have little sympathy.
Drivers have to beware of deer and twerkers during mating season
Hm, you look thicc...
Damn, you ARE thicc!
God I wish that was me
I mean what
Yup, makes sense
State farmer would cover that, because they seen a thing or two
Done a cracking job there
I looked at this with “We Will Rock You” music in my head — twerk twerk bang! Twerk twerk bang! Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise...
I have never felt worse for a car in my life.