@willytg25, snooki wasn't hatched, she was birthed from all the stupidity in the world flying around the atmosphere, then it focused itself into a single entity.
@Kregg the Duro, snookie wasn't born or hatched. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a Snooki, to control all others. And into this Snooki, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to get drunk every night and sleep with different men.
Life is short, so do something crazy like get pregnant as a teenager and your baby daddy dumps you but you gain a little support by being featured on MTV. Great.
And thus Snooki was born