And thus Snooki was born
@xConey, Snooki wasn't born, she was hatched
@xConey, it says I love my baby boy.
@willytg25, snooki wasn't hatched, she was birthed from all the stupidity in the world flying around the atmosphere, then it focused itself into a single entity.
@Kregg the Duro, snookie wasn't born or hatched. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a Snooki, to control all others. And into this Snooki, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to get drunk every night and sleep with different men.
@chelseathellama , exactly
@willytg25, Snooki want smush smush
@willytg25, Snooki wasn't hatched, she was spawned.
@willytg25, Snooki wasnt born or hatched...she just sorta...happened...i personally blame angry gods for her existance...
@willytg25, snooki wasn't born she was spawned by the devil to destroy the world.
@willytg25, More like it was hatched
She said "Life is short, do something stupid and crazy" in the first pic
"Retoast made me fat"
Yep, she did something stupid alright
Who would do her..?
@King pongs, scumbag Steve
High res actually does help and this is a repost but its still funny the second time :)
@Jafeelme, I guess I'm not good enough for you.
I don't mind repost. But this is not THAT funny to be a repost
What silly slut
I love how the slut comments are the ones with negative numbers next to them. Probably done by girls who can relate.
That phone looks stupid
Dildo on counter?
@Sir CautiousImpact, Unless dildos have bristles and is sometimes called a hairbrush, then yes, it is a dildo.
Well, she did something stupid and crazy :)
OMG that's me!!!
@BananAss, prove it
So much win!
Who cares? Had sex
Sad part is she looks better pregnant...
I thought that was a vibrator in the bottom frame :|
Boy.... That escalated quickly
@willytg25, No she was created in a lab, haven't you ever heard of whorenstien?
Anyone realize her math is horrible or just plain dumb of how long you're preggo for?
I was going to tell a bad fetus joke, but I choose to abort it.
And today, a repost
I thought her hairbrush was a dildo
Can't read what it says in the pic. :(
"Life is short. Do something stupid and crazy" .... AKA 'YOLO' -.-
It's too blurry to read
Wtf pose is she making on top? The second frame is hotter.
She got a new phone!!!
At least she got a phone upgrade
KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!!!
That must have been one sloppy drunk, blind, unfortunate, and/or mentally handicapped father. I wouldn't touch that nasty snatch with a golf club.
Hairbrush in the 2nd pic is a dildo
So she called her unborn baby stupid. Nice.
Life is short, so do something crazy like get pregnant as a teenager and your baby daddy dumps you but you gain a little support by being featured on MTV. Great.
SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH!!!
this picture is gaytarded
-does something stupid and crazy- -buys the LG Lotus-
Either retoast or she had another kid..
Makes me glad I gave her a fake name. I knew she wasn't really on the pill.
Funny but still repost
No surprise here.
High res doesn't help.
@Whos Me, an abortion would
@Whos Me, Have you tried me?