I love when owners give their pets clever names like that. Anyone here have clever pet names?
@iLikeBigBooks, My cousin named her cat, "Cat"
@iLikeBigBooks, I named my dog Maya because that's my favorite borderlands character. Probably not what you're looking for but I felt like sharing.
@iLikeBigBooks, my cat's name is Critter. Not clever, but not common. His government name is Cheshire Cat.
@iLikeBigBooks, my cat was born so incredibly small, half her tail fell off as a kitten. So naturally we named her “Stump”
@iLikeBigBooks, my friend named his cat Kitler because he was born on 4/20 and had a little patch of fur that looked like a moustache
@iLikeBigBooks, my wife's cat(that i do not claim as my own) is named uno because he was born with only 1 testicle and i started calling him that making fun of him and it stuck
@iLikeBigBooks, I have twin red Mainecoons. They’re named Cheeto and Chucky (after Chester the cheetah and chucky from the movies). They’re massive, ~25 lbs at a year and a half. I didn’t name them though, thought I’d share
@iLikeBigBooks, Ours is named Toobie. For Tuberculosis
@iLikeBigBooks, my real name’s Hugh Mann
@iLikeBigBooks, may aunt's cat used to be named Maybe but once she adopted her she changed it to Absolutely. Now we just call her Abby
@iLikeBigBooks, My fiancé and I have two cats and a dog. Their names are Poochi, Peggy, and Pizza. Poochi is the dog and it’s short for Poochini Jones (She fights for justice). Peggy is our 3 legged cat, named for obvious reasons. And Our other cat Pizza? Well she’s just a Pizza shít.
@iLikeBigBooks, I have a black cat named Snuggles. He is the embodiment of death for every small animal around our house. He likes to leave rabbit heads and squirrels around our porch.
@iLikeBigBooks, my dad named our huskies after the riders of the apocalypse. We have had War, Disease, and Famine. (We called them War, Dezi, and Fancy). They were all trained to lay down on the command “KILL” and come at the command “bury-up” (idk how that’s spelled but that’s how we pronounce it. It was some obscure DND goblin language reference).
@iLikeBigBooks, i want to get a cat and name it Yeet Skeet the Parakeet. And then I'll ask people if they want to meet him. And they will be confused because you see, it is not, in fact, an actual parakeet
@iLikeBigBooks, named our new cat Ralph, not very clever but it’s a laugh. We did name our rooster Ol Roy after a brand of dog food, we rescued him from becoming dog food haha
@iLikeBigBooks, I had a stray kitten climb up in my engine because it had rained so much one month. I spent forever trying to get it out that at one point instead of saying kitten or cat I just said kit so I stuck with it and its name from then on was kitcat. I didn't keep the cat, I hope it's okay.
@iLikeBigBooks, My old teacher's cat's name is Mr. Kitty. It's a girl.
@iLikeBigBooks, my husbands family gives all of their pets a Prefix. So he had a hamster named Miss. Hammie, a cat named Mrs. Twinkles, and so when we rescued our cat, we named him Mr. Meowgi bc he’s a chatter box
@iLikeBigBooks, I had a hedgehog named Loofah
@iLikeBigBooks, my cat’s name is Stitch... I can call him b!tch all I want, and he just thinks it’s his name
@iLikeBigBooks, my first cats name is kitty, cause shes my kitty. Second cat I named sticky cause she doesnt know how to use her damn claws and sticks to friggen everything. Then I have my male dog named boy
@iLikeBigBooks, My dogs names are Quyzen (after my first companion on SWTOT), Jade, and most originally, Buddy.
@iLikeBigBooks, i named my pet turtle Franklin from the Nick Jr show, the original of course because 90s kids rule all. Oh, i also named a butterfly i took care of. Its wings were deformed and it couldnt fly, its name was Teo after the character from Avatar the Last Airbender, he was the boy in the air temple that was in a wheelchair but was able to learn to fly without bending.
@iLikeBigBooks, we adopted a black cat... We were tossed up between Loki, nightfury, or toothless... We settled on Loki, but all 3 work... He's mischievous, he goes bat-sh!t crazy at night, and he like to bite.
@sheishkabob, I also have a black cat, whose name is Salem. But he had to have over half of his teeth pulled a few months ago so now his nickname is Toothless
My friend named his cat Catrick swayze
@bogorragar, me ex-brother-in-law named his cat Hillary Kitten... Shes a crazy bitch...
I will love yardstick forever
I named my cat princess fluffy butt
I name my cat Ecco because she’s a big pvssy.
Im kidding, her name is Chloe and she’s my baby and I love her more than I ever will my kids if I have any. I assume I have one somewhere.
Oh my God I love him. I love Yardstick.
“I love literal naming. Isn’t that right Gibberish Cat?” - Ox