Barista: So when I asked for Leslie, and you answered, why on God’s green Earth did you think I was talking to you?
Customer: Pffft because you’re making my order. Can you believe this snotty know-it-all? *gestures to other customers avoiding eye contact* The customer is always right! I’m a mom so I shouldn’t have to deal with this. I’m sure your manager wouldn’t like to hear how you treat customers! Hmph!
Barista: For fvcks sake Karen, here’s your double shot caramel macchiato so you can keep yourself awake enough to ferry your two little shjts to school while you wash dishes at home and lament getting creampied by the whole basketball team while you still have no idea who the father is so you take out your petty little anger on how much of a dumb bjtch you are on retail workers because you think having someone dump a load in you & walking out is the equivalent of a college education/free pass for you to talk shjt to everyone else
Karen: O-omg. HOW. DARE. YOU.
Barista: It’s $9.37 btw
@A Flying Panda, ah ha. I see. Show me on this doll where the customer hurt you
@A Flying Panda, *clears throat thoroughly, takes a deep breath*
@A Flying Panda, I'm surprised 16 people even read all this. I'm number 16
@VibratingButtChomper, I don’t actually work retail but I do get really into things when I get high!
The more I work in retail the less faith I have in people.
@Chicken0War, I've reached the point of having so little faith in humanity, I look both ways before crossing a one way street.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, be sure to check the front and back
Honest to god as a barista I would die for my customers, maybe it’s just cause we have a lot of really sweet regulars and I’ve gotten attached but I have far more problems with my co-workers than customers