This is like my worst nightmare. Wearing jeans and getting partially wet and Sandy from the ocean. So uncomfortable
@PacificaPelican, your worst nightmare? Have you even been on the internet?
@Empshok, you're scared of the internet?
@PacificaPelican, I'm a little bit more scared of the internet than wet sandy jeans I guess.
@Empshok, the internet can't make you feel wet or Sandy tho
@PacificaPelican, the sand is granular in consistency and tends to irritate areas it comes in contact with and it's tiny size ensures it infiltrates all of my most intimate areas. This has been a fact for a long time and is a universal opinion
@ImNotRacistBut, what lol
@PacificaPelican, you call that partially wet???
@PacificaPelican, Ugh, oh my God, I can feel it. I can feel the scratchiness.
Me: Hey buddy. Water you dong? Can't you sea it's dangerous?
Him: I'm doing a 5 gum commercial.
Me: Ok then. Carry on.
What was the goal here?
@LilyFlowar, if it was to narrowly miss the water twice, and then get slammed into a wall and some steps, then I'd say it's an absolute win
@Lilyflowar, ummm to beat the waves?
@LilyFlowar, not get wet
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
If you're one of the Newcomers, then you hella dead!
What a king Canute
Missed it by that much
Oh shjt oh fvck
Congratulations - you played yourself