Bring on the hoe, hoe, hoes...
He knows where all the bad girls live
He doesn't even need Tinder. He knows where all the ho ho hoes live
He’s gunna cum more than once a year now
Real talk he looks awesome
Talk about sugar daddy!
Wanna know why Santa doesn't get to go around to everyone anymore and parents had to take responsibility?
Mrs Claus took everything to pay for her drinking and gambling addiction in the divorce.
Now he only cares who's been naughty
I want that coat
Put a bow on that package, big guy!
Santa’s brother, Nick.
This is what all old hipsters will look like.
Christmas memes in November?