Pretty sure the phone lines got knocked out by a storm and he thought he was responsible for his family disappearing so he was too scared to tell anyone.
@SnuggleMuffin, No, Peace was never an option.
@SnuggleMuffin, and the police did show up at his door, but they didn't do anything other than knock and leave.
@iLikeBigBooks, the door was locked so they moved on to the next one.
Trevor Moore is one of my favorite people, god I miss wkuk.
Easily one of the funniest, underrated comedians out there. If you notice he was in almost every wkuk sketch. Wish something like them would happen again.
@Zachmanya, my dick split open and locusts flew out of it!
@aminalFacks, dude! You killed him with the NAIL GUN!
@Zachmanya, the first episode I saw was about timmy's mom dying in a car accident. I've loved it ever since.
Storm knocked out the phones. Or else his mom would have called and he would have answered.
Go on YouTube and look up "home alone rated R"
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man. The lines were down
Kids don’t always think that way. He woke up and thought they disappeared because of his wish. His new reality was living alone without his family. Why call the cops for that?
Corridor Crew did a rated R version where Kevin is the villain
Not really... what would the police have done.
How many male children do you know that are “good screamers” that you can make such a bold statement?
He was also a really bad screamer