Then you reach for the detachable shower head to try and relax
@salty joe, SOLDIER! DO NOT FRATERNIZE WITH THE ENEMY SHOWERHEADS DURING NNN!
@Prince super Vegeta , but ittllll feeeeeeel sooooo gooooood
@KingofFunnypics, pleasure of the flesh is but momentary, guilt is lasting
I actually finally got a promotion at my job after 6 years of trying. The pay raise is about 50% more what I was making, so hopefully I can finally put a dent in my credit card (too ashamed to post how much I owe)
@Duncan5769, dude congratulations on the promotion thats awesome!
@GunLovingMerican, thanks! I appreciate it
It’s ok you’re a girl just sell nude pictures and videos on the internet for money.
@FAKE NEWS, modern problems require modern solutions!
Looks at bank account, cries. Looks at savings account, cries. Looks at wallet, cries. Opens safe door to swimming pool full of golden coins, cries. BECAUSE MONEY WILL NEVER GIVE YOU TRUE HAPPINESS
The reverse is your feeling bad but remember how much money is in your bank account, what’s that like?
Just remember you have two amazing bazongas. I mean like two giant bahonkasjahonkas. Most people want your jumunjibungieyummys.
Thanks for the reminder.