I said my face, not my hair!
@Nell, damnit you beat me to it
@GunLovingMerican, ‘beat me to it’
@Smurf309fs, beat meat to it
That'll do. *unzips*
@Permanentlyhandsome, you mean *,zips* cause it looks like you finished.
After no nut November
At least she can say she has experience now.
@AussiePatrick, she'll be experiencing that all her life.
December 1st baby
Something something facial
@flipper, *explosive facial
I can’t believe that’s butter!
@I Are Lebo, your in luck, its mayo
Yeah i got the joke, it was okish👍😘
@I Are Lebo, well upon further review im not sure wth it is. My second thought is Miracle Whip ( which is a damn sight funnier) but i cant tell.
@mycatsanahole, *miracle hwip
Don’t spit, it’s rude.
Flashbacks of Dad.
She looks annoyed but not surprised. Not unlike my gf when I do this.
Shes used to it
Hello darkness my old friend
When your cleaning grandads cock and he promised not to cum
@butternut squash, hey buddy, are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?
Obligatory not the first time cream in face comment
Failed no nut November