I feel so bad saying this but I have a student who looks almost exactly like a human version of this...
@OopsIEsploded, be kind to him
@OopsIEsploded, you know, you can always hump it’s brains out if you feel so bad. Bet that will make its day
@OopsIEsploded, does each girl fall for him too
@seeUpee, considering my partner and I just celebrated 10 years (12 days ago), I'd rather not?
@OopsIEsploded, nice! Congratulations!
“Grandma, I think you need your eyes checked.”
“You’re right grandma, they keep tripping over stuff while they have this look of horror frozen on their face!”