Bing tells it like it is
You guys ever use bing while searching for, ahem, stuff? Because it is actually pretty good at finding good, stuff.
Hey guys, I need advise. Long story short, I was shanghaied into a relationship with Putin's daughter, he decided he wanted to meet me, and I ended up shooting a guy trying to stab him. Now he wants me to marry the daughter, the chechnyans are pissed that I killed their assassin, and the Chinese want my blood to make boner pills. Oh, and this all happened in the course of the last week. What do I do?
@Gamasennin, do a barrel roll.
Fvck! This is where the trip goes bad
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