*proceeds to swan dive into coins like Scrooge McDuck, then crack skull and suffer multiple lacerations as I lie there and suffer knowing that no one can here my cries of agony. And even if they could, they would simply leave me due to the fact I'm just one greedy son of a bjtch
@sir killjoy, ah! It's not a liquid!
@sir killjoy, if I ever get filthy rich I would imitate Scrooge McDuck too.
@sir killjoy, your switch from 3rd person to 1st person irritates me
@Pachirisu, thank you Peter
Fafnir is reborn!
He's got the greed and evil part down at least. I'm just waiting for the sacrifices of maidens. Which will be difficult because Epstein didn't kill himself