S’aladdin into those DMs
@MetalHeadTony, I’m furious
@ImNotRacistBut, is it because you ain’t ever had a friend like me?
@MetalHeadTony, I’m going to put a whole Dixon Ticonderoga factory in your neck.
@ImNotRacistBut, sounds sexy... tell me more
Damn dude leave some girls for the rest of us.
@Fear Itself, hes off to steal a princess
@Fear Itself, I once saw Josh Groban address his audience thanking everyone for being there. He then addressed the guys who were dragged there by their girlfriends, and said something like:
“I’m not your competition guys. You’re here and your gf is happy now. You are now the supportive bf. the way I see it, I’ll try and give a good show so that you can go home and reap the rewards.”
On his way to steal your girl and maybe some other stuff too.
That was impressive, I’m impressed
That dude on his way to steal yo princess
Im straight and all but he can show me the world anytime.
And Jasmine's panties drop
@fool for fun, revealing a cock
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
If this isn’t in the new movie I’m not watching it
Holy sh!t, where'd my panties go?