While you're at it, hammer nails into your tires to improve the traction in the snow and ice
@The Landshark , are you insane?! Screws have much better hold in the tire
@The Landshark , And a lit match in the tank to help heating up the gas
@The Landshark , remove your engine so it doesn’t freeze
@The Landshark , no joke we used to joke to customers every winter (and summer) to change out the air in the tires to "winter (or summer)" air. One year a customer came up to the air station, drained all her tires, and filled them back up. She thanked us.
@The Landshark , use a blowtorch to melt frost from your windscreen
@Tis but a scratch, don't do that! Use hot water.
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure this is 100% correct
@StupidPotatoes, it's not even close to being correct, what are you?? Some stupid potat.....oh. my apologies
@Greasy Cheesesteak, Wow. In 2019, too.
@StupidPotatoes, I'm not correct, but I'm pretty sure I'm an expert......yup
@Greasy Cheesesteak, how dare you
@StupidPotatoes, I've worked on cars my whole life, it is 100% true. I do it every year!
If anyone is dumb enough to believe this, sell your car immediately and just uber everywhere. Actually, don't ever leave your house again, because you are a detriment to society
Hey everyone PippyPie here! Just a friendly reminder to set your clocks back an hour tonight at midnight.
@PippyPie, localised advice there. We in the rest of the world did this a while ago :)
@PippyPie, I'm gonna set mine two hours ahead out of spite
Don't forget to swap your antifreeze and coolant too!
Am I the only one who doesn't want dumb people to die? I'd rather rude people die
U already got me on the key cleaner and now my dick lights up
Hot chocolate in the water jets ensures the screen won't ice over
If you put a spanner on both the contacts it will cause a few sparks and it'll charge itself. As well as magnetize the spanner