The secret ingredient is bots
Well there's your problem: the video is only 2 seconds in
@Shmay Fish, and it runs for 5 minutes 49 seconds, not 2 minutes
@Theuns, got to have a 3 minute intro and 1 minute outro
@Jipz, I assume the first 3 minutes are just him explaining the video before getting to actual content. Gotta work that algorithm.
Nitpicky buzzkill time: red skull actually never says this exact line. I just watched it recently and I was waiting for it but he says “(yada yada yada)... leading others to treasure I cannot posses”