Left: US History
Right: US Textbooks on US History
@SirLoveday, until you get to college and then it’s “Hey man! Wanna hear about the My-Lai massacre!”
@SirLoveday, History is written by the winners for a reason.
@SirLoveday, honestly by the time I reached high school they were pretty much full gore on the travesties of US history
The one on the left looks way more appetizing.
@Droppaduse, it's absolutely oozing with cheese. Maybe messy, but definitely cheesy goodness. The right is just "yes we do supply a moderate amount". Left is a CHEESE burger
@PunnyBaker, Damn, a CHEESE burger sounds good right now. I want one that looks like the girl at the end of an extraordinarily nasty hentai, but with cheese
@satan of the north, is that not the left burger?
@PunnyBaker, No, nastier...
@satan of the north, I'm listening
@PunnyBaker, Ok, so think of a giant tentacle monster with like 20 tentacles. Each one can spew out more than Niagra falls. All on to this poor girl (burger). Is there 1 monster? No, there's 40. All destroying this girl (burger), covering her, but with cheese.
Remember: Regardless of how pristine we make someone out to be, everyone has flaws big and small.
@BRAZZERS, thanks Brazzers
Left: historians telling history
Right: Sabaton telling history
So you’re saying no matter what, historical figures are delicious
Well we can’t ugly people be actors what are we britian
This historical figure looks nothing like it did in my history book. I want a refund for my slavery
I could get down on either of these and feel equally shjtty about myself after