Either that, or Elmo’s into some kinky shjt.
@akgaimer, autoerotic elmosfixiation
@robee, choke me elmo
@Duncan5769, with fun phrases such as: "harder daddy"
I work at Target and we do this all the time because loose, cloth items like that have to wrapped in a bag. It's supposed to have packing bubbles in the box too.
Smother me elmo