First I giggled. Then I looked at the user named and I actually lol'd.
@Proactive Citizenry , It wouldn't work anyways, according to my old CCD camp, oral doesn't count as intercourse.
The Onion should start running real articles and see if anybody notices
My god id be eating those like candy
@robee, Sorry, but did the abortion clinic at least give your mother a refund?
@Danque, they tried but i took it because i ruin everything
@robee, At least she still has the apology letter.
Wait, no, that's your birth certificate.
I thought i read wombholes
Will this be used more by the people having sex or the children who result from it who wish they were never born.