Who the hell just puts their pizza on their blanket? The grease is gonna stain and leak through and you're gonna ruin the pizza with possible hair/dust from you or pets. Eat it out of the box or off of a plate!
fvck all of you that’s my comfort position
That’s the comfort position. The I don’t plan on moving for at minimum the 24 minutes it takes for this Netflix episode to play, but we all know I’m going to watch 7.
Good way to cook your laptop
right one is comfort, left one is ouchmyneckhelpme
This must be what it’s like to be young and single.