"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of"
"But you have heard of me?"
@Codeine, which comment will make it to the top
@butternut squash, both, apparently.
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, I love that I can hear it in my head
it's going down.. I'm yellin timber..
And that was when they knew they’d fücked up.
“Hey! I can see my house from heeeereeeeee...”
Are you really in charge here?
Wrong kind of sail for parasailing
Hydro foils are really cool