And hopefully he won't reproduce now, ahhh, the miracle of evolution in action.
@AussiePatrick, well if he just made it impossible to have kids, he may be one of the rare living Darwin Award winners.
Do it yourself vasectomy
@FaceGhost, with free internal bleeding.
This hurt my eggies
@meeeh, To quote "The Longest Yard":
"That one hurt my bobble sack".
The fact that the slo-mo was engaged through the entire flight of the can from rock to crotch makes this hurt even more.
“Say goodbye to your nazi balls!”
I thought it was a loaf of bread he threw to begin with
Excuse me. Do you have any canned nuts?
At least he can hit the high notes in any Michael Jackson song now
*pounding table* death death death death *pounding table*