Velociraptors were small. You could punt them across the room
@Richard Cypher, Except they were pack hunters, like wolves. You might punt one, but the rest of the pack would attack.
@bigmaclevel3, I mean I think I could punt a decent pack of chihuahuas around
@Richard Cypher, now I'm picturing someone puffing off hords of taco dogs until slowly being consumed by the unstoppable wave
@Richard Cypher, yup, the raptors commonly seen in movies were utahraptors. isn't science fun. 🤨
@Richard Cypher, there was a web comic I followed (sadly stopped updating June 2018 cause the artist was getting tired of it) that one of the side characters was a soldier from the future that trained velociraptors. Unfortunately the genes that made them big and tough also made them impossible to train, so only super fluffy little ones that act like a cross between chicken and dog could be trained. He still loves them.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
Cause the 'P' is silent... You can trust this fact, I am definitely a scientist
@Sivls, at first I was like ”whoa, this guy is crazy” but then he assured me he was a scientist.
@Sivls, no need to announce your scientific prowess. dropping a knowledge bomb like that did it for you
But will its sound still be moan of two turtles fvcking?
More to cum
@Bob the Dildo , No no, it’d sound like two tortoises fvcking. Common misconception.
@A Flying Panda, oh yeah, I forgot.
@Bob the Dildo , wouldn’t it sound like birds fvcking?
So the earth was ruled by a giant chicken once...
I love it